This is why the hell not.
Isaiah N. Warner
This past week, Kinky Friedman and Jesse Ventura came to campus and filled a room of a few hundred students. The level of support for the Friedman campaign has certainly been strong at UH. However, he can not, will not, and should not win this election.
First and foremost, Friedman cannot mathematically win this election. Anyone with a nickel’s worth of political science education knows that to win this year’s gubernatorial election will require a base electorate. While Rick Perry and Chris Bell have established party bases working to their advantage, Friedman has nothing of the such. His chances of reaching the 35% needed to win this election are as slim as the chances that the Texans will get a decent offensive line.
By toting around Ventura as an example of Independent success in gubernatorial elections, Friedman has misled the voters of Texas. Ventura primarily won due to the same-day registration in Minnesota. In addition, he also had the nomination of the Reform Party, which carries a high level of support in Minnesota. As neither of these conditions are present in Friedman’s campaign, parallels to Ventura’s success in 1998 are made without factual basis.
If the election was determined upon T-Shirt, bumper sticker, and action figure sales, Friedman might win. While his attempt to use the campaign for personal profit and publicity may yield successful results; the general election will prove to be a sobering reality check of failure. The 18.9% in the recent Zogby/Wall Street Journal poll will result in 0% success on November 7. Texans should not support a gimmick candidate who is merely looking to make money on a futile campaign trail, and any of the 18.9% who are considering voting for the Cowboy are wasting their votes.
Friedman would have absolutely no legitimacy with the Texas State Legislature he would be working with. After speaking with numerous colleagues who also work in the Legislature, it became evident that most of Friedman’s proposals would be treated like a prescription request for Vicodin from the Bush Twins. It is possible to criticize this logic, but it does not change the fact that Friedman will have a handicap in accomplishing goals.
To say that there are question marks about Friedman’s views on race is an understatement. In the past weeks, potential voters have questioned if Friedman is running for governor or for Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan (if it were an elected office). In today’s day in age, candidates seeking the Governor’s Mansion should not have questions raised about their racial tolerance. These question marks should invalidate his candidacy.
If such a poll existed currently, it would be interesting to see the number of people who regret voting for Ralph Nader in 2000. While supporters of Nader may believe they were saving democracy, a vote for Nader was nothing less than a Trojan horse for President Bush. In Texas, we have the opportunity and the imperative to avoid allowing Rick Perry to use Kinky Friedman as a Trojan horse for his reelection. The consequences of allowing this to occur will reverberate across the state for decades.
The only choice on the ballot for a true progressive is Chris Bell. As a champion of tuition regulation and public schools, Bell will deliver more for UH students than any other candidate. With the support and nomination of the Democratic Party, Bell will win the election in November if progressives and moderates realize he is their candidate.
